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Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

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WOULDYA QUIT PUTTING COWS IN YOUR BROTHER'S HOUSE FOR PETE'S SAKE

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Deadpool 4: Featuring an enraged 6 year-old whose House was filled with hundreds of bats by his asshole sister